Motherfuckers will read a book that’s 1/3 elvish, but put two sentences in Spanish and White people think we’re taking over.
— Junot Diaz to the interview question “Do you think using Spanish in your writing alienates some of your readers?” (via kawahineaihonua)

(Source: babyghosts)

rustylock:

imaginebtvs:

Imagine if Ben and Glory had some sort of connection…

Are you saying Ben and Glory are connected in some way? *Aggressively cleans glasses*

thenewtgingrich:

johnsegbert:

princeowl:

bedabug:

shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible

macklemore is writing a song about shrimp rights as we speak

when i was in the third grade i thought i was a shrimp because i could swim

And I can’t change
Even if I’m fried
Even if I’m barbecued