Romeo and Juliet have some pizza →
#my roommate is the best
#pizza
#my roommate is a cat
#best thing ever
#shakespeare
#best roommate
#this is what happens at strange hours of the night
Two pizzas both alike in dignity,
In fair Pomona where we lay our scene,
From ancient sauce break to new recipe,
Where stuffed crust makes teenage hands unclean.
From forth the fatal ov’ns of these two foes,
A pair of shitfaced students takes a bite;
Whose misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their food forget their parents’ strife.
The gleeful passage of their cheese-stuff’d love,
And the continuance of their parents’ pay,
Which, but their children’s spend, nought could remove,
Is now the minute’s printing of this page;
The which if you with hungry stomachs trend
What here shall miss pizza shall strive to mend.
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