ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT I LOVE YOU LIKE A LOVE SONG BABY
1: Are you a virgin?
LOL
2: What do you want to major in?
MUSAK
3: What’s your sexual orientation?
MOSTLY LESBIAN
4: What’s the cutest thing someone’s ever done for you?
MY ROOMMATE MEOWS, IT IS AWESOME
5: What are the top five places you wish you could go before you die?
YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH FIVE PEOPLE IF YOU USE BOTH OF YOUR HANDS (JUST THROWING THAT OUT THERE)
6: What was the scariest moment of your life?
WAITING FOR MY ROOMMATE TO FILL THIS OUT FOR ME OOPS I MEAN FILLING OUT THIS SURVEY OMGZ SO MUCH PRESSUREEEEE
7: If you could take something back that you said or did, what would it be?
FORGET REGRET OR LIFE IS YOURS TO MISS
OMG RENT U GUISE IT’S SO AWSUM I LOVE MUSICALSSSS
8: Do you think that the person who sent you this number was cute?
YES OMGZ SO CUTEEEE I LOVE HERRRRRR
9: If you had to name three important details about you, what would you say?
HI I’M JULIA MY PARENTS LIVE IN SWITZERLAND I WENT TO AN ALL-GIRLS BOARDING SCHOOL I’M SOUTHERN Y’ALL I DRINK SWEET TEA FOR REALSIES
10: Are you allergic to anything? If so, what?
NO BUT I USED TO BE LACTOSE INTOLERANT
(HOW DOES THAT WORK, YOU ASK? I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA)
11: Have you ever been in love? If so, are you still in love?
I AM IN LOVE WITH CATS AND MILA KUNIS
12: What are four things you can’t live without and why?
MY ROOMMATE, CHEESE, BEER, AND CATS
I THINK THE REASONS ARE PRETTY OBVIOUS
13: Do you have a facebook? If so, would you add the person who sent you this number?
EVERYONE HAS FACEBOOK DUHHHH BUT I DON’T ADD CREEPERSSS
14: What do you like to do in your spare time?
MEOW. AND READ I GUESS. READ WHILE MEOWING.
READ WHILE LISTENING TO MY ROOMMATE MEOW.
15: What are your biggest fears?
NOT BEING ABLE TO MEOW ANYMORE
16: What are two of your biggest weaknesses?
MY ROOMMATE AND CATS, WHICH ARE PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THING
17: What are your three biggest insecurities?
I’M NOT AS AWESOME AS MY ROOMMATE OR CATS
I GET SO DEPRESSED SOMETIMES I WISH I WAS A CAT
18: If you could write anonymous letters to three people, who would you send it to and what would you say?
DEAR LEA, PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP
DEAR LEA, I MEAN IT I WILL GET A RESTRAINING ORDER
LEA, GET OUT OF MY LIFE YOU CRAZY BITCH!!!1!
19: Favourite photo of yourself?
ALL OF THEM OMG I’M SO PRETTY I’M JULIA AND I LIKE PRETTY DRESSES LA DI DAAAAA
20: Who are you disappointed with right now?
PROBABLY MY ROOMMATE LEA WHO IS A BITCH
21: Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
SOUNDS PRETTY REASONABLE BECAUSE I AM 18 FINALLY LEGAL Y’ALLLLL
22: Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
#FOREVERALONE WITH MY CATS/ROOMMATE-CAT <33333
23: Do you care if people talk badly about you?
WELL MY ROOMMATE TALKS SHIT ABOUT ME TO MY FACE AND SHE’S STILL ALIVE SO I WOULD GO WITH NO
24: In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?
YES OMGZ I’M SUCH A LESBIAN YOU GUISE
24: Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
OBVIOUSLY NOT LITTLE DID I KNOW COLLEGE IS NOTHING LIKE ALL-GIRLS BOARDING SCHOOL EXCEPT I CONTINUE TO ANALYZE THE PARALLELS ALSO I WAS PROBS GETTING LAID BACK THEN BUT WHO KNOWS
25: Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
DOES KISSING YOURSELF COUNT BECAUSE MY NAME IS JULIA OMG I’M SO PRETTY
I’M GONNA GO WITH “PROBABLY” BECAUSE I’M SUCH A SLUT LOLZZZ
26: Is there someone you will never forget?
MY ROOMMATE/CAT LEA BECAUSE SHE IS AWESOMEEEE
27: Is there anyone you can tell everything to?
DEFINITELY NOT MY ROOMMATE LEA I DON’T TELL HER ANYTHING ABOUT MY LIFE I HATE THAT BITCH
28: Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
DUH OMG SO HOTTTT I’M SUCH A LESBIAN LOLSSSS
29: What’s your relationship with your sibling/s like?
I DON’T HAVE ANY SIBLINGS LOL I’M JULIA I’M AN ONLY CHILD YAYYY
THE END OF THIS SURVEY IS SO ANTICLIMACTIC
